If your mind ever wonders why we need 10 fingers when 4 are enough... these machines may be for you.The work safety inspector has left the chat.Those "auger" type splitters don't seem terribly efficient or useful. And they seem incredibly dangerous. If the guy at 2:55 got his pant leg caught in that thing he'd get wrapped around that thing like a strand of spaghetti.I had to count my finger after merely watching this. Don't try this at home, kids.